When a
mathematician writes a fantasy book,
will the page numbers be imaginary numbers?
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
7 out of 5 people do not understand fractions.
The average statistician is just plain mean.
Did you hear about the statistician who invented
a device to measure the weight of trees?
It's referred to as the log scale.
The larger the sample size (n) the more confident you can be that your
sample mean is a good representation of the population mean.
In other words, the 'n' justifies the means.
Mandelbrot once said he was born in Poland and
educated in France, making him German, on average.
If mathematicians are neutered, they can't multiply.
My mother is a mathematician, so she knows how to induce
good behavior, "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...
I'm partial to fractions.
I like angles... to a degree.
Complex numbers are unreal.
Mobius strippers only show you their back side.
Customer: "How much is a large order of Fibonaccos?"
Cashier: "It's the price of a small order plus the price of a medium
order."
Q: Why didn't the Romans didn't find algebra very challenging?
A: Because X was always 10.
Q: Why did the statistician cross the interstate?
A: To get data from the other side of the median.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!
Q: What was the acorn’s favorite subject in school?
A: Geometry (Gee, I’m a tree)
Q: How can you spot an extroverted mathematician?
A: He stares at YOUR shoes while talking to you.
Q: Why's 6 afraid of 7?
A: cause 789.
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