Q.
Why didn't the map have any meridians?
A. It was a map of a parallel universe.
Q. What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?
A. Both are legends.
Q. What is smarter, longitude or latitude?
A. Longitude, because it has 360 degrees
Q. Why do paper maps never win at poker?
A. Because they always fold.
Q. Why does west longitude need to be cheered up?
A. Because it is always negative.
Q:Why is it easy to get into Florida?
A:Because there are so many keys.
Q:What is round at each end and high in the middle?
A:Ohio.
Q:What did the sea say to the shore?
A:Nothing, it just waved!
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